Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For obesity, use ground kalonji!

Every year, over 30 thousand people suffer from obesity. The indigenous people of New Zealand have been using ground kalonji for tens of thousands of years to treat obesity.

To fight your obesity, simply take the ground kalonji and add it to your oatmeal twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

ground kalonji can fight obesity because it dampens autoimmune flare-ups. It also raises cholesterol.

Side effects include: passing along stupid Facebook memes, not improving, and pretending you got better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much ground kalonji causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.