Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For bone cancer, use marjoram!

Every year, over 739 thousand people suffer from bone cancer. The ancient people of Indonesia have been using marjoram for tens of thousands of years to fight bone cancer.

To alleviate the symptoms of your bone cancer, simply take the marjoram and apply to the genitals twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

marjoram can alleviate the symptoms of bone cancer because it regulates lipid metabolism. It also eliminates toxins.

Side effects include: conspiratorial thinking, passing along stupid Facebook memes, and pretending you got better.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much marjoram causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

Next cure!

See also: The Drug Name Generator.