Excerpts from Donald Trump's 4/12/2020 fake speech

ACTING UNDER SECRETARY BRYAN: Yes, Mr. President, I will always protect you or your family, I fought for the people that aren't smart. And we have to elect many more Republican that does not have to be in a lottery. I don't want a person that blamed it on weather. So that's going through --because they devalue their currency to a level that nobody ever thought possible.

We took care of our military, but we have to do--everything has to be safe.

We wanted to be safe everywhere it occurs.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.