Excerpts from Barack Obama's 4/10/2015 fake speech

AIPAC's work continually replenishing ourselves. The task will not be enough -- that the problem is, is that some of these two months ago,^1 and I said this before -- tougher times than the one that's going to, I'm sure, when the tourist industry, but it's coming down. And now we have to. I know that threaten America and the Carnegies. But the bottom of this.

And that's just not true.

And one more misunderstanding: Iran, like any nation does, they will be rewarded by some measure of solace in knowing you belong.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.