Excerpts from Donald Trump's 10/1/2002 fake speech

So we passed the biggest tax cuts and they were very accurately.

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And this may be 10 percent, 20 percent humidity on the surface. And look at the last moment, they decided to move the plant back to the United States-- --and my fellow citizens from welfare to work, from dependence to independence.These historic gains, we are working over there right now because of our incredible beds. Incredible state, my very good friends, and we're going to be--it's going to come back here, too. And we have many other thing you get is you learn pretty quickly how effective immediately say, What's going to do the debate but I want to devote full time to it.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.