Excerpts from Donald Trump's 6/1/2001 fake speech

And--but they'll walk into, they caught them doing. And in a certain way, I wish I weren't doing this, but our country do great. And then they lied. They made up stories, they are going down, and they don't bother even reported incorrectly yesterday, because they devalue their currency so brilliantly. They just did it recently, a friend of mine who contributed money.

OK.

Me, different.

I'll call him up and say a few words as to what's happening. And then I say total catastrophe.

And then you have the lobbyist for Ford and say you can't do the work because then the--the media, the so-called--so-called media -- lamestream media will say, He said a time.

I don't think that's going to.

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