Excerpts from George W Bush's 6/15/2019 fake speech

Now, I want to assure you and our fellow countrymen. Because we acted, Saddam's torture chambers. You deserve a life of hope for your children to achieve the right to be free. He believed in the Golden Rule and in the power of the military: As much as I do. I want to thank those who hurt a friendly face, an arm around the world imposed economic sanctions, free to pursue an aggressive, and always will be at your side.

You will always follow.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.