Excerpts from George W Bush's 12/26/2020 fake speech

The United States placed telephone calls to Al Qaida operative who had provided detailed casing reports on America and to support Palestinians each understand the costs of this war. No one would argue that the solution is to deport every illegal immigration laws so they reflect the unique threats of the 21st century.

The system, however, on its current path, is headed toward bankruptcy.

And so we welcome and thank flight attendant spotted a passenger lighting a match. The crew and passengers aboard United Airlines Flight 93 were college students from California.

The job of the inspectors were in his country lose a war. That is the future of hope and pride for our whole nation grieves with you and to all of you who reach out to feed the hungry, clothe the needy, and care for the elections.

And he didn't let me down.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.