Excerpts from George W Bush's 10/8/2006 fake speech

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That day I met a proud mom named RoseEllen Dowdell. She was there to deliver the commencement address to the first class to arrive at West Point after the attacks of September the 11th, 2001, we've taken steps to shore up the housing market is declining. Business investment has increased.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.