Excerpts from Joe Biden's 2/18/2009 fake speech

Those women and men of our armed forces would be out by September, and we're on track to meet that goal last week by day 58 -- 42 days ahead of schedule.

Transcript

Time and again, Democrats and two Republicans. I will not send another generation after generation, notwithstanding the brutality of this country, Nancy Pelosi.

The Speechifier

The Speechifier is a speech mangler I'm working on. I fed it speeches made by a few politicians, letter by letter, and it learned which letters follow the previous letters. Then, when you click a name, it goes through the database, picking each next letter based on what came before, weaving fragments of various speeches together. The results are usually odd, sometimes incomprehensible, and often funny and surreal. Enjoy!

Please note that the link to a particular speech feature will be unreliable as I add speeches and tweak the algorithm.