Natural cures generator

You don't need medicine. You need natural cures!

For memory loss, use lovage!

Every year, over 769 million people suffer from memory loss. The primitive people of Papua New Guinea have been using lovage for tens of thousands of years to treat memory loss.

To alleviate the symptoms of your memory loss, simply take the lovage and brew it into a strong tea twice a day until the condition resolves, or forever, which ever comes first.

lovage can treat memory loss because it cleanses your kidneys. It also reduces inflammation.

Side effects include: thinking rosemary will help, drinking horrible teas, and imagining your symptoms have lessened.

While there may be no good, double-blind, randomized clinical trials that show effectiveness, there are some people who believe it's true, including some doctors, so that should be good enough for anybody! Also, it's all natural, so it can't hurt (except if you avoid real treatments, or it turns out that too much lovage causes some other problem, but that's just common sense).

Nobody knows, so we'll say "none"!

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See also: The Drug Name Generator.